The Interwebs


You distract me for hours,

but I can’t say that I really mind.

You turn nouns into verbs—

Google it.

 

You are filled with admins, moderators,

trolls, lurkers, flamers,

hackers, gamer, bloggers,

tweeters.

 

You are the source of raw,

uncensored

stupidity.

 

When I need media for free,

I look to you.

Thanks for the songs, the movies,

the pay-per-view fights,

and of course,

the porno.

 

You give us fantasy lives in games

for only $10 a month; or fantasy lives

in chat rooms that seem real for free.

 

If only I could write this poem

in 140 characters or less; maybe

then people would read it.

 

You’ve made social rejects of us all,

Internet. But you make me

lol, so it’s okay. At least

you give us a way to

procrasterbate.

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